the dawn chorus:

zzz zzz zzz zzz groan parp bloody birds caw caw cheep cheep cheep chirrup toowoo toowoo tweet tweeter chirrup chirrup twitter tweet tweet chirrup chirrup caw caw car ruuum-ruuum ruuum-ruuum ruuum-ruuum meeeeoow toowoo toowoo cheep cheep caw chirrup cheep cheep chirrup shuuuut uuuup!

morning alarm:

riiiiiiing riiiiiing riiiiiiing riiiiing thwak … thwak … THWACK! swish yawn huuuuh huuuuh rustle rustle rustle creak swish click kerlunk stairs squeak thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk … thunk, pad pad pad kettle glug glug glig glug … click … shhhhh shhhh SHHHHHH click kchuck clink clonck glug glug tink tink clop ahhhhh caffeine!

shower:

thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk squeak kerlunk chhhhh shhhhhshhhhhshhhhhshhhhhshhhhhshhhhh bubble splash splish splosh gurgle gurgle squeak squoke brrrr brrrr rustle rustle swish clink click the news read by intermittent showers click creak swish click kerlunk stairs squeak thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk … thunk pad pad pad crinkle crumple slam lock

commute:

bloody birds chirrup chirrup twitter tweet tweet chirrup tread tread step step tap-tap click-clack click-clack pit-pat drip-drop patter mornin’ SQUEEEEEEEEEEK crank peshew ruuum-ruuum hubbub rhubarb hubbub rhubarb hubbub rhubarb rustle excuse me hubbub rhubarb hubbub rhubarb hubbub rhubarb crank peshew clip-clop klip-klop